That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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