Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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