He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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