It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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