so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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