Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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