quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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