I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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