Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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