At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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