i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
