Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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