ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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