Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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