Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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