No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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