we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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