At least make sure they are 18
Why
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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