You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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