the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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