We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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