At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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