you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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