oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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