How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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