i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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