What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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