i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
i think i just lost a toe
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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