is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We need a shit load of segways right now
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Shame is for Republicans.
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