I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
operation have a gay friend backfired
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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