How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I looked at my own cervix.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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