I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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