..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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