Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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