I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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