hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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