so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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