it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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