It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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