Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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