STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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