Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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