guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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