One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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