do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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