This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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