If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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