I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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