i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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