Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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